by strick

Should I solder my Sound Card into my computer?


1. It's much harder for thieves to steal your cards.

2. Fewer reboots due to earthquakes.

3. It is required to preserve your warrenty.

4. Melissa and other email virii are too big to crawl in through the cracks, if you solder it well.
Use only as much solder as is required to tin the edgecard traces.
Excess globs of solder might enable Typical Eggdrop Attacks.

5. Ignore Google's Useless Advice!

If you're still having problems, it can't hurt to Defraggle your Motherdisc!


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