Listing your site in dmoz.org (open directory) and yahoo directory are a great way to instantly boost your ranking.
Google doesn't look at meta tags either, so make sure every relavent word is somewhere in your text or an alt tag.
(Did I mention The Lonely Island?)
Oh, also, submitting your site to google is practically useless, some say even negative. Google likes to find sites via links from other sites.
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