by gopherdave

What is Bob?

Bob is the majestic pinnacle of Georgia Tech alcohol engineering. Bob is your best friend. Bob is Bob.

The creation of Bob must follow the carefully crafted 3-2-1 formula. Any others are doomed to fail.

3 liters of cheap lemon-flavored soda (Big K Lemon Lime is reputed to be best, though recent experiences have shown that Sun Drop works quite well)

2 cans of pink lemonade concentrate (cheapest brand available)

1 handle of vodka (cheapest available, plastic bottle is required)


Mix all ingredients in a large container with ice. Drink and enjoy. Bob maximizes drunkenness and ease of manufacture, while minimizing cost. Long live the Bob.

[written under the guidance of Bob]

 

 
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