Q at lag.net (q@lag.net) will answer brief queries about stock quotes, weather, and where shit is. As a quick example, send this message:
q@lag.net q rhat; yp 94043 carls jr; w sjc sfo
to ask for RHAT stock price, where the nearest Carl's Jr are to 94043, and what the weather's like in SJC and SFO. It emails back to your phone.
Exploit attempts encouraged, as long as you share how you did it. :)
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